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19 Kinky and Slightly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Gifts

Sick of flowers and chocolate for Valentine’s Day? Why not have a little fun this year and check out our favorite 19 Kinky and Slightly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Gifts

Disclaimer: If you are prudish or under the age of 18, this post is definitely not for you, turn back now.

1. Tonight Not Tonight Reversible Throw Pillow Case Cover

Super soft pillow case covers for the sassy spouse, also a great gag gift for bachelorette party.  Case is 18x18

Super soft pillow case covers for the sassy spouse, also a great gag gift for bachelorette party. Case is 18×18. Amazon $16.86


2. Sex Checks

Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)!

Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)! Amazon $8.96


3. Naughty Tokens

Perfect token for a surprise treat. Give a kinky Valentine’s Day gift that your significant other will get a kick out of.

Perfect token for a surprise treat. Give a kinky Valentine’s Day gift that your significant other will get a kick out of. Amazon $13.95


4. DILF Mug

Are you looking for a funny coffee mug for your sexy hot dad bod hubby? The father of your children will be thrilled when he opens his gift box to find his favorite cup.

Are you looking for a funny coffee mug for your sexy hot dad bod hubby? The father of your children will be thrilled when he opens his gift box to find his favorite cup. Amazon $12.95


5. The Couples Bucket List – 100 Date Night Idea Cards

Date night ideas for couples that will help you to bring love and laughter into your relationship.  100 fun and exciting date night ideas.

Date night ideas for couples that will help you to bring love and laughter into your relationship. 100 fun and exciting date night ideas. Amazon $49.99


6. “Personal” Massager

Chargeable "personal" massager for all your intimate needs.

Chargeable “personal” massager for all your intimate needs. Amazon $32.99


7. Sensual Massage Oil

Relaxing Lavender, Almond Oil and Jojoba. 100% Natural Hypoallergenic Skin Therapy with No Artificial or Added Ingredients.

Relaxing Lavender, Almond Oil and Jojoba. 100% Natural Hypoallergenic Skin Therapy with No Artificial or Added Ingredients. Amazon $9.95


8. Dirty Word Search

50 naughty word search puzzles for adult

50 naughty word search puzzles for adult. Amazon $9.99


9. Magnetic Poetry – Little Box of Obscenities Kit

A cute little tin filled with obscene words. The perfect collection of naughty words for your fridge door or filing cabinet.  72 themed magnetic word tiles packaged in a small, giftable, shrink-wrapped tin container
  • A cute little tin filled with obscene words. The perfect collection of naughty words for your fridge door or filing cabinet. 72 themed magnetic word tiles packaged in a small, giftable, shrink-wrapped tin container. Amazon $8.95

10. Beginner Ben Wa Kegel Balls

This kegel training system comes in 4 different weights of balls. You can start with light to heavy balls, let your pelvic muscles get used to the training intensity then go to the next one, this is the most effective method.

This kegel training system comes in 4 different weights of balls. You can start with light to heavy balls, let your pelvic muscles get used to the training intensity then go to the next one, this is the most effective method. Amazon $13.69


11. Kama Sutra Intimate Gift Set

If you are looking to do a little rekindling, check out this assortment of petite sensual treats.

If you are looking to do a little rekindling, check out this assortment of petite sensual treats. Amazon $22.02


12. F’ing Adorable – Cute Critters with foul Mouths

 If you love to swear and love all things cute, you'll adore this book. The book has 30 different single sided pages to cover

 If you love to swear and love all things cute, you’ll adore this book. The book has 30 different single sided pages to cover. Amazon $4.79


13. See You Next Tuesday Bracelet

Sassy and completely inappropriate bracelet.  Perfect for besties with a dark sense of humor.

Sassy and completely inappropriate bracelet. Perfect for besties with a dark sense of humor. Amazon $13.97


14. Would You Rather…? The Couples: Love and Romance Edition

Looking for a romantic and fun game to play with your partner on a vacation, road trip, or date night at home? These thoughtful and intimate Would you rather… questions are a wonderful and loving twist on the classic game

Looking for a romantic and fun game to play with your partner on a vacation, road trip, or date night at home? These thoughtful and intimate Would you rather… questions are a wonderful and loving twist on the classic game! Amazon $8.99


15. I Hope Your Day is As Nice As Your Butt Keychain

I hope your day is as nice as my your butt keychain; If you want to bring smile even laugh for the one you love this is a great gift
  • I hope your day is as nice as my your butt keychain; If you want to bring smile even laugh for the one you love this is a great gift. Amazon $7.99

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16. Deadpool T-Shirt

I love you, and by you I mean tacos Deadpool shirt.

I love you, and by you I mean tacos Deadpool shirt. Amazon $25.99


17. Lace Bodysuit

Sexy lace bodysuit perfect for surprises your lover on Valentine's Day.

Sexy lace bodysuit perfect for surprises your lover on Valentine’s Day. Amazon $15.79


18. Valentine’s Day Boxer Briefs

Sexy boxer briefs, perfect for Valentine's Day surprise

Sexy boxer briefs, perfect for Valentine’s Day surprise. Amazon $4.59


19. Sexy Valentine’s Day Card

Somebody's Getting Laid Tonight Valentine's Day Card

Somebody’s Getting Laid Tonight Valentine’s Day Card. Amazon $7.99


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15 comments on “19 Kinky and Slightly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Gifts

  1. Omg! I have #17!

  2. I love the idea of number 1. The pillows make so much sense.

  3. Not gonna lie, I think my husband and I need the Little Box of Obscenities magnet set for the kitchen fridge 😂

  4. Who needs flowers!

  5. I feel like the pillow is going to be a good gift not only for my husband but for US. Discretion is the key. Especially when the little one is around. Yikes! 😂

  6. I like the check idea, that’s cute. The pillow is super funny

  7. Hahaha love the range, going from a “find the words” to vibrators haha. In any case, presents between lovers arent usually never too kinky!

  8. Great way to introduce a little spice and variety this Valentine’s Day. The tonight/not tonight pillow is hilarious.

  9. Thanks for the ideas! 😎😘

  10. Let me just say that #6 is great for both women and men. And the charge lasts for a long time lol 😉

  11. You know I had to drop and read this post.

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