Sick of flowers and chocolate for Valentine’s Day? Why not have a little fun this year and check out our favorite 19 Kinky and Slightly Inappropriate Valentine’s Day Gifts
Disclaimer: If you are prudish or under the age of 18, this post is definitely not for you, turn back now.
1. Tonight Not Tonight Reversible Throw Pillow Case Cover
Super soft pillow case covers for the sassy spouse, also a great gag gift for bachelorette party. Case is 18×18. Amazon $16.86
2. Sex Checks
Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)! Amazon $8.96
3. Naughty Tokens
Perfect token for a surprise treat. Give a kinky Valentine’s Day gift that your significant other will get a kick out of. Amazon $13.95
4. DILF Mug
Are you looking for a funny coffee mug for your sexy hot dad bod hubby? The father of your children will be thrilled when he opens his gift box to find his favorite cup. Amazon $12.95
5. The Couples Bucket List – 100 Date Night Idea Cards
Date night ideas for couples that will help you to bring love and laughter into your relationship. 100 fun and exciting date night ideas. Amazon $49.99
6. “Personal” Massager
Chargeable “personal” massager for all your intimate needs. Amazon $32.99
7. Sensual Massage Oil
Relaxing Lavender, Almond Oil and Jojoba. 100% Natural Hypoallergenic Skin Therapy with No Artificial or Added Ingredients. Amazon $9.95
8. Dirty Word Search
50 naughty word search puzzles for adult. Amazon $9.99
9. Magnetic Poetry – Little Box of Obscenities Kit
- A cute little tin filled with obscene words. The perfect collection of naughty words for your fridge door or filing cabinet. 72 themed magnetic word tiles packaged in a small, giftable, shrink-wrapped tin container. Amazon $8.95
10. Beginner Ben Wa Kegel Balls
This kegel training system comes in 4 different weights of balls. You can start with light to heavy balls, let your pelvic muscles get used to the training intensity then go to the next one, this is the most effective method. Amazon $13.69
11. Kama Sutra Intimate Gift Set
If you are looking to do a little rekindling, check out this assortment of petite sensual treats. Amazon $22.02
12. F’ing Adorable – Cute Critters with foul Mouths
If you love to swear and love all things cute, you’ll adore this book. The book has 30 different single sided pages to cover. Amazon $4.79
13. See You Next Tuesday Bracelet
Sassy and completely inappropriate bracelet. Perfect for besties with a dark sense of humor. Amazon $13.97
14. Would You Rather…? The Couples: Love and Romance Edition
Looking for a romantic and fun game to play with your partner on a vacation, road trip, or date night at home? These thoughtful and intimate Would you rather… questions are a wonderful and loving twist on the classic game! Amazon $8.99
15. I Hope Your Day is As Nice As Your Butt Keychain
- I hope your day is as nice as my your butt keychain; If you want to bring smile even laugh for the one you love this is a great gift. Amazon $7.99
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16. Deadpool T-Shirt
I love you, and by you I mean tacos Deadpool shirt. Amazon $25.99
17. Lace Bodysuit
Sexy lace bodysuit perfect for surprises your lover on Valentine’s Day. Amazon $15.79
18. Valentine’s Day Boxer Briefs
Sexy boxer briefs, perfect for Valentine’s Day surprise. Amazon $4.59
19. Sexy Valentine’s Day Card
Somebody’s Getting Laid Tonight Valentine’s Day Card. Amazon $7.99
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Omg! I have #17!
Me too, I love it
Haha, I got some sex checks for my partner Jess for his birthday. They actually turned out to be a really great idea cause he can exchange them for lots of little gifts throughout the year.
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Haha ❤️ that’s great
I love the idea of number 1. The pillows make so much sense.
Not gonna lie, I think my husband and I need the Little Box of Obscenities magnet set for the kitchen fridge 😂
Who needs flowers!
I feel like the pillow is going to be a good gift not only for my husband but for US. Discretion is the key. Especially when the little one is around. Yikes! 😂
I like the check idea, that’s cute. The pillow is super funny
Hahaha love the range, going from a “find the words” to vibrators haha. In any case, presents between lovers arent usually never too kinky!
Agreed, thanks for reading GGL
Great way to introduce a little spice and variety this Valentine’s Day. The tonight/not tonight pillow is hilarious.
Thanks for the ideas! 😎😘
Let me just say that #6 is great for both women and men. And the charge lasts for a long time lol 😉
You know I had to drop and read this post.